Getting the H-E-double hockey sticks outta Dodge!!

Last week I finally got the truth out of Ms. Nurse Recruiter!  I have been diligently visiting every hospital/rehab center/nursing home once a week for the past six weeks and I finally heard it... "I'm sorry Ms. Your Bartender, RN, it's just that we don't hire without experience."  I didn't know whether to laugh or cry... laugh because this woman has been tolerating my visits for over a month and a half and just now has the cojones to tell it like it is... then I went home and cried because the scary truth is that my little beach town is just that, little, and individuals and businesses alike have been hit hard... blah, blah, blah.
First, step in with the right foot, next with the left, and hike up those effin Rainbow Brite big girl chones.
Your Bartender, RN is on the move!
In about two weeks I will be landing in another beach/college/retiree town, this one not so quiet and not so small, actually more of a metropolitan area than a town. You know what they say, when you leave New Jersey and head south eventually you end up in New Jersey, but this New Jersey has prettier beaches and no snow!
I'm moving in with family... How many Spics can you fit in that house? (What the nosey Jews on the corner are whispering, told you, just like Jersey!)
All jokes aside, I am so grateful for the family that I have... to my big loud crazy familia, I love you!!

Endorsement application... $223
PODS storage... $197
NURSYS verification... $30
CE credits... $25
Fingerprints... $15
Finding somebody to sublease my apartment... priceless!

So far I have a possible New RN residency that will be starting in March... still applying to every position I qualify for, even some I don't.  March is a long ways away so it looks like I will once again be carrying steaks around a restaurant while I pound the pavement.
Well this post is getting long and boring so I will...

In future posts I will take shots at other creeds, colors, and the retarded... I don't discriminate, I poke fun at everybody equally!